--You've just won the Super Bowl: what are you going to do next?
--I'm going to the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport Men's Room!!!

Yes, the site of Senator Larry Craig's infamous foot-tapping incident has become an unexpected stop on Americans' travel itineraries. Crowds gather, family photos are taken, and airport staff are subjected to endless questions about the public potty. One site-seer told the New York Times, "It's part of the experience of living in 2007. It's a celebration of hypocrisy." The "amusement" people seem to be getting from their visits is indicative of how ludicrous the whole affair is, on so many levels: a lonely old man secretly looking for the love that dare not speak its name because he's a self-hating gay; his entire political party abandoning him after a lifetime of loyalty all over something as personal and private as sexual preference; anonymous sex where people poo...we guess if you didn't laugh at the whole debacle (and snap a pic for the scrapbook) you'd have to cry.