Kyla Ebbert, the Hooters waitress-slash-student who was famously asked to deplane a few months ago because her outfit was deemed too revealing, claims she is being re-victimized by a new, tongue-in-cheek Southwest Airlines ad campaign that promises "skimpy fares." (And apparently ABC decided that this was the right time to start referring to female college students as "coeds" again.) More importantly, every news network has an excuse to re-air the footage of Kyla's revealing outfit. Not that they want to, of course, but their news-hungry audience demands it. There hasn't been this much bottled-blonde tartiness on the nightly news since Anna Nicole kicked it!

While the dress code is clearly bullshit, and we almost feel bad that poor, poor Kyla was forced to cover up her brand-new boob job with a germ-ridden airline blanket and pull down her skirt low enough to hide any labial cleavage, we're still in shock that the power-drunk flight attendant actually picked Kyla's get-up as the source of his ire. Seriously, have you flown lately? Tacky outfits are the least of the ignominies passengers are forced to endure: loud talking, bad B.O., incessant loogie sniffing/swallowing, reruns of Frasier...that said, the next time we see a guy boarding a plane in a side-less tank top, we'll be the first to report it to the authorities.