If there's a bigger fashion "don't" than the camel toe, then we haven't heard of it. It's what we in the biz like to call a serious plot spoiler. Plus, a fashion statement that shows off your labial cleavage (sorry, your beavage, to use the modern parlance) and threatens to give you a yeast infection due to the lack of breathing room down there? Yeah, unbeatable. This music video "tribute" to the camel toe had us at "Never thought I'd see so much of your anatomy / Your jeans are so tight, I'm learning gynecology." And then they rhymed "vulva" with "oooh, you know I love ya" and we swooned. Pure genius. Can we all now please agree to let our lady parts breathe...and to save a little something for later?