Daily Bedpost - All About Sex with Em & Lo

ROUNDUP 10.08.2007 BY EM & LO

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We love it when celebrities are "just like us," but most of the time they seem to be living on another planet (where perhaps a depleted oxygen supply could be blamed for the crazy-ass things they do and say). To wit, today's celebrity life-lessons:

It's totally worth risking your life for bigger boobs! "Right before I went in, I was, like, 'What if I don't wake up?'" said Heidi Montag of MTV's The Hills of her recent op. "Then, I thought, 'I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it.' I just wanted it so badly."

Celebrity sex tape stars are, like, so husband material! And Vegas weddings are like, so romantic! At least, that's what Pamela Anderson must have been thinking when she married Rick Salomon this past weekend.

It's really neat when your new partner looks just like your ex!

Jail is easy! Rehab is sexy! And Lindsay Lohan is back in L.A.

Bartending is a great way to pad your résumé as Mother of the Year!

You can stick anything you like in your bum! Tom Ford wants to advertise his cologne using a photo depicting a bottle of the fragrance nestled in a man's butt crack. (We say, if you want to stay out of the ER, anything going near the back door should have a flared base, so it doesn't get lost up there, and should not be breakable. A glass bottle fails on both counts.)

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