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We have to admit that if we were going to fantasize about two men getting it on, Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern aren't the first two men who'd spring to mind. (Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, on the other hand? Now that's kind of hot.) Unfortunately for MSNBC's Rita Cosby, author of Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, she picked Stern and Birkhead, and even more unfortunately, she claims it actually happened--and Stern isn't too happy about that. In fact, he estimates his pain and suffering from her fibs total a massive $60 million. If only we'd thought to file a $60 million lawsuit every time one of our readers implied that the two of us spent our downtime tipping the velvet.