Was there anyone who didn't think of the mile-high club when they read about the double bed in a private suite on the brand new Singapore Airlines Airbus? And yet, according to an airline spokesman, "If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist. There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft and things that aren't, and the rules for behavior in our double beds are the same ones that apply throughout the aircraft."

But why else would you spend close to a year's salary (for most of us) just to get from point A to point B?! That sounds only mildly more ridiculous to us than actually attempting to have sex in an economy-class airplane bathroom. (Seriously, do people actually do this in real life? We can barely bear to pee in those things, let alone let our, um, vajayay grind up against anything.) Then again, perhaps it's a sort of wink-wink "ban" to ensure that even people who have a private bedroom and champagne on tap feel like they're breaking a rule when they get it on up there.