Em lost the coin toss yesterday and thus got out of bed at the ungodly (not to mention unsexy) hour of 4 a.m. to make it to a live taping of The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet on, um, Fox (standards, what standards?). She was there to discuss some themes that crop up in the very excellent book When Your Sex Drives Don't Match: Discover Your Libido Types to Create a Mutually Satisfying Sex Life by Australian therapist Dr. Sandra Pertot. Unfortunately the producer forgot to credit Ms. Pertot (who couldn't make the trek from Australia), so lest Em look like a big fat plagiarist, here's our credit: we love this book! Em discussed the various libido types on air, and then continued the cozy chat in the green room afterward.

If the audience seems a tad enthusiastic for a segment on mismatched libidos, it's only because Em and the doc went on right before "internet sensation" Snowball the Cockatoo, who likes to dance to the Backstreet Boys (no, seriously), and they kept showing teasers for this throughout the show. You don't know showbiz glamour until you've been asked to vacate the green room because the diva cockatoo "needs its space." The morning was capped off perfectly when a babbling homeless man, mistaking Em for an actual celebrity, asked for her autograph as she exited the studio.