According to the London Times, "orgasm foot" is the the pointy arched shape that a woman's feet make in skyscraper-high heels like Manolos, and is named for the way her feet curl during an orgasm. But according to us, any woman who tells you those heels actually feel toe-curling good is totally faking. Of course, what do we know? Em lives in Chuck Taylors and Lo is rarely out of her Dansko clogs.

But don't take it from us. Take it from the experts--that is, three Playboy bunnies who are occupationally bound to wear torturous-looking heels. When we had the opportunity to interview them a few years back we decided to get their advice on the matter, figuring that our days of hobbling out of weddings, shredded feet covered in Band-Aids due to ill-advised bridesmaid heels, were over. (After all, the Bunnies even showed up to our early morning coffee talk in steep wedge heels and cut-off denim shorts.) "So how do you get comfortable walking in those things?" we asked.

All three looked us as if they didn't quite understand the question and then answered, almost in unison, "You don't." They all said they like to do household chores in their heels in order to avoid blisters when they're out on the town (so blisters while vacuuming are okay?!), but the pain never actually leaves you. Beauty is pain, pain beauty--that is all ye know on Planet Playboy, and all ye need to know. "Just think of how they're lifting your butt and it'll ease the pain" was their advice. Also, walk slowly and take little steps, they said. Oh yeah, and ask the chauffeur to wait curbside.