If it's Friday, it must be time to play Who Would You Do! The rules are simple: you have to sleep with one of the following people (pretend our freedom/your cat/your next orgasm is at stake here). So, who's it gonna be and why...?

Richard Branson. Pros: Bad boy appeal. Rugged good looks. Guaranteed membership in the mile-high club (without having to resort to humiliating and uncomfortable economy-class bathroom sex). Cons: His school-yard-bully outburst on The Colbert Report leads us to believe he's the kind of guy who'd use your ears as a steering wheel during a blowjob.

Bill Gates. Pros: All that philanthropy's gotta translate to a very giving approach to oral sex, right? Plus, uber-nerds have a tendency to be uber-grateful in the sack. Cons: Can you even imagine what his O-face looks like?

Donald Trump. Pros: If he sucks in bed you'd get to tell him "You're fired!" And we bet he's got a lot of nice skin and hair products in his bathroom. Cons: The Hair.