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You get to make two of them disappear into puffs of smoke...but you've got to make sweet magic with one of them: David Blaine. Pros: Check out those abs. Cons: He's an attention whore. He's not really a magician or a daredevil or an escape artist; in fact, his only feat is not getting bored of his own company (though we suppose that is quite some feat). And we once saw him trying to pick up an obviously bored actress by trying to teach her a card trick. Criss Angel. Pros: He's a yogi, which means he'll be way into your yoni. And check out those abs. Cons: We're not convinced that any man who pays that much attention to his hair can be any good in bed. Plus, total player (Cameron, Britney, et al.); plus "escape art-ist" equals bad news bears. David Copperfield. Pros: He gives back to the community. (Yes, that makes us think of cunnilingus.) And he once foiled armed robbers using sleight of hand. (Yes, that makes us think of handjobs.) Cons: Where are the abs?! |
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