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 Photo via Splash Happy one-year wedding anniversary TomKat! And thanks for totally killing our sex drive along the way. (Not to mention the fact that we'll never enjoy those sex scenes in Top Gun and Risky Business in quite the same way again.) InStyle magazine celebrates the milestone with a photo gallery that conveniently reminds us exactly why this couple gives us such a cold shower [cue Barbra Streisand's "Memories"]. The weird wedding micro bangs! The Scientology-induced Stepford Wife vacant gaze! The awkward, trying-too-hard PDA! Oh, the PDA. And that whole couch-jumping thing. The mom haircut! The fact that he so clearly stood on a box for his wedding portrait (this is what it looks like when he doesn't). Okay, so occasionally they look cute together (like in this shot, where she actually looks like a girl who married the guy whose poster she once drooled over in her teen bedroom)...but heat-generating? Never. Which makes us wonder exactly whatever became of this swingers' party in the making. Er, pass the chips and dip? 1 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Ugh, the Mom Haircut was terrible! And the magazines just kept saying how "chic" she looked! Whatever, she looked like she was suddenly way older and less fun.