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![]() There's just something about the term "cock ring"--it makes us think of black leather, fetish clubs, and awkward trips to the emergency room. But ever since sex toy manufacturers started making these suckers vibrate, we decided we had to get over ourselves. Vibrating clitoral stimulation during intercourse?! Now there's an improvement on Mother Nature. (And if the name still rankles, try the kinder, gentler "love ring.") Of course, there's still the issue of how, when, and with whom to raise the subject of a vibrating ring. One-night stands are notoriously orgasm-free for many women, but do you really want to invest in an expensive leather or silicone ring for each new casual partner? (Reusing a cock ring with multiple partners? Kinda gross, no?) Enter the Elexa, a disposable vibrating cock ring from Trojan! And cue the singing angels, please. They're $12 each at Babeland.com (condom included...because chances are, if you're using a disposable cock ring, then you really should be using a condom too). And come on, you know you spent at least twice that in drinks just to meet your one-night stand. 5 CommentsLeave a comment |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped
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haha! this is amazing i've never even heard of them but i may have to invest
I'm goin' to Babeland!
I thought of this back in '94. I demand my royalties immediately. I'll accept cash, money order, or a nubile young stud wearing hot pants and roller skates delivered to my apartment, pronto.
Wow, disposable cock rings! I love it and I'm definitely going to buy a few to keep for those spontaneous evenings with my booty-call guy.
"A Woman's Perspective by Trojan" bears a strong resemblance to Jennifer Grey's opening stance in the big Dirty Dancing performance scene. Hey, I'd laugh if Patrick Swayze grazed my armpit, too.