We never thought we'd see the day when we'd say to ourselves, "Wow, Fabio is more of a man than George Clooney," but, well, that day has arrived. Apparently Fabio, bless his flowing locks, was enjoying a dinner in West Hollywood the other night with a gaggle of women who had won the honor in a competition. The women, understandably, were capturing the occasion on film when George Clooney, who happened to be dining in the same restaurant, assumed they were snapping him. (We guess his ego wouldn't let him believe that the women were more interested in a close-up of Fabio for their Facebook profiles.) So he gave them all the finger.

Then he approached the table to reprimand them some more, at which point Fabio, defending his dinner dates, called Georgie-poo a diva. (You go, Fabio!) And then, apparently, it "almost turned physical." Almost?! Don't tease us like that! We'll be falling asleep tonight to sweet dreams of George & Fabio rolling around on the restaurant floor together pulling each other's hair and calling each other mean names.