People always ask us what advice question we get asked most often. When it comes to sex, orgasms (hers) and penis size (er, his) rule the day. But when it comes to relationships, everyone wants to talk about cheating: how to get away with it (people, do we look like the kind of advice columnists who'd condone this?!), how to get over it, and how to tell if it's happening to you.

Actually, the latter isn't usually phrased as a question; rather, the advice-seekers are simply hoping we'll sanction their snooping: they want to take a quick peek at their partner's e-mail or diary, "just to confirm my suspicions." For the record, we don't sanction this. Ever. (Though when it comes to whether we've always practiced what we preach, we'll plead the fifth.) But what we do sanction is honest-to-god, old-fashioned communication. If you really think your man is stepping out on you and the paranoia is keeping you up at night, just ask already. Or, as Riskay Drama Queen so succinctly put it, Can I smell yo dick? (NSFW, natch. Via Buzzfeed.)