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A few weeks back we named the shmamortion movement the Bad Sex Idea of the Year. But we're in the mood for a year-end roundup (isn't everybody?) so we're amending that nomination to list the five runners-up to shmamortion when it comes to bad sex ideas of 2007...

1. The return of catsuits and camel toe (yes, we're talking to you, Sharon Stone).

2. Larry Craig's "wide stance" defense.

3. Two Girls One Cup. It makes Dirty Sanchez jokes seem like fun for the whole family.

4. Heather Mills McCartney is writing a sex book, which is possibly the worst idea we've heard since Lynne Spears's decision to author a parenting book. But hey, at least she'll have a built-in audience with the amputee fetishists.

5. Jamie Lynn Spears eschews condoms and the morning-after pill but continues to lecture on the joy of saving yourself for marriage.