Okay, once I received a booty call -- this is a show up at the door, pre-cell phone style booty call -- but I didn't even realize what was going on. I was like, "Dude, I was SLEEPING." and sent him on his way. Not from disinterest, mind you, but out of utter cluelessness. Kind of embarrassing, huh?
Anna
said:
In reference to the comment from Lucy..anytime there is a phone call after hours from an interested party, say 10 pm on weekdays at 12 am on weekends, it is a booty call.
CondoLiza Rhys
said:
I think the booty text has pretty much replaced the booty call for me. (I wish the people who came up with the phrase "text message" had spent a little more time thinking of a better name for it. "Booty text" just sounds stupid.)
Em & Lo
said:
So CondoLiza, "sexting" doesn't do it for you, huh...?
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Okay, once I received a booty call -- this is a show up at the door, pre-cell phone style booty call -- but I didn't even realize what was going on. I was like, "Dude, I was SLEEPING." and sent him on his way. Not from disinterest, mind you, but out of utter cluelessness. Kind of embarrassing, huh?
In reference to the comment from Lucy..anytime there is a phone call after hours from an interested party, say 10 pm on weekdays at 12 am on weekends, it is a booty call.
I think the booty text has pretty much replaced the booty call for me. (I wish the people who came up with the phrase "text message" had spent a little more time thinking of a better name for it. "Booty text" just sounds stupid.)
So CondoLiza, "sexting" doesn't do it for you, huh...?