12.14.2007  BY EM & LO
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Jodie Foster comes out. Sorta. With a little help from her friends at CNN.
 
• Study shows that good-looking rich men have better marriage prospects than hottie paupers. Also, men like boobies.

• Study shows college students are more "accepting" of porn than their parents are. In related news, college students get high, get the munchies.

• Sex is good for you. Apparently, it can cheer you up while burning calories. Or maybe it cheers you up because it's burning calories?

• Man invited to anonymous threeway with two beautiful women was victim of teen texting hoax. Also, sir? You didn't just win $1,000,000 in the Publisher's Clearing House Stakes, no matter what the envelope says.

• Junior department panties teach pre-teens to work their money-maker. At least they're not being underhanded about it anymore.

• Girl discovers her Chinese tattoo spells "supermarket," not boyfriend's name. But hey, that's good news when they break up, right?

A bunch more studies confirm a bunch more obvious shit.


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