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![]() Scientists have long wondered why female Barbary Macaque monkeys yell out during sex. So they set about to study the phenomenon by counting monkey thrusts and measuring monkey ejaculate (no, seriously). And the answer? Female monkeys yell to help their male partners come--the more they yell, the more vigorously their partners thrust, and the more likely their partners are to climax. Nice job and all on the research, scientist dudes, but we could have told you that just from watching porn. |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped
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