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If it's Friday, it must be time for you to pick your weekly sex partner! The weather outside is frightful, so it's as good a time as any to curl up with your favorite cougar...

Katie Couric. Pros: Those legs. Cons: Is it possible to be attracted to someone after seeing her colon on live TV? Also, we always found her legs kind of scary.

Dina Lohan (a.k.a. mom of Lindsay). Pros: We hear she's a good time in a limo. Cons: She probably still uses "party" as a verb. And as Gawker once put it, she's kind of a speckly cougar. Not to mention a total enabler and fame whore.

Kim Cattrall. Pros: She wrote a book on sex so clearly she's a genius in the sack (ahem). Also, remember how freakin' cute she was in Mannequin? Cons: Doesn't your entire life already feel like just one long Sex and the City re-run?

Demi Moore. Pros: That voice. Plus, ever since St. Elmo's Fire, you've wanted to lie next to her in bed and say, "I never thought I'd feel this tired at 22" after a night of coke and sex. Cons: Do you want to be that close to someone who's decades your senior and still looks that much hotter?

Donna Karan. Pros: She might bring along her 30-year-old model-slash-toy boy. Also, she might bring free clothes. Also, she's just kind of kick-ass. Cons: What did she did to her face?!

Joan Collins. Pros: If shoulder pads and animal prints scream sex to you, then she's your woman. Also, we kind of love that she posed for Playboy when she was 50. Cons: Not to be ageist or anything, but she is 74. At this point, we're just not sure we want to see all that work up close.