Photo via Splash

Two weeks ago we asked you to pick among the Republican candidates, and most of you seemed to want to get your mitts on Mitt (the rumored ban on cunnilingus notwithstanding). Now it's time to boink a Democrat...so, who would you do?

Hillary Clinton. Pros: She seems like she'd just hang in there until she got the job done, kind of like a Hitachi Magic Wand. Cons: Can you imagine dirty talk in that voice? And those pant suits just aren't doing it for us.

Barack Obama. Pros: That beach body--who doesn't have a crush on Obama? And the way he rolls his sleeves up...the forearm is our new favorite erogenous zone. Cons: His wife could kick your ass. Rumor has it he steals all his best moves from Hillary. And then there's that aura of "inexperience."

John Edwards. Pros: He's "the cute one." He has awesome taste in women. Cons: We're suspicious of the sexual prowess of a man who spends that much on a haircut. He's "the cute one." He probably thinks that doing it dirty isn't very gentlemanly. Also, could you really sleep with a guy whose wife is in the latter stages of breast cancer? That's the wrong kind of wrong.

Dennis Kucinich: Pros: We reckon he's done a lot of compensating in the cunnilingus department in his time. We hear vegans taste better. And he's got nothing to lose...hello, kinky experimental sex! Cons: He's "the funny-looking one."