December 22, 2007 is the second annual Global Orgasm for Peace Day. Slogan: "More-gasm not War-gasm." (Eh, they tried.) The idea is, everyone jerks off at the exact same time in order to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy." (No, seriously, scientists at Princeton might even be studying this shit for the Global Consciousness Project.)

For "maximum concentrated effect" the organizers picked the actual moment of the Solstice for the mass self-love-in. If that means nothing to you (i.e. you're not into crystals and capes), it's 01:08 on the East Coast and 22:08 out West. We're not sold on the science part of things, but what else did you have planned for this weekend besides feeling guilty about not sending out holiday cards? So let's get it on! Because masturbation means never having to ask, "I'm sorry, did you come?" Also, the organizers of the day would like to remind you that overpopulation is a problem so baby-making is against the rules during the Global O.