12.05.2007  BY EM & LO
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Just the latest batch of evidence that we could all use a little more better sex education...

• Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman never got sex-edumacated, while Alison Janney remembers "the teacher with the thick glasses who told us that it hurt for the women but was pleasuring for the man."

• According to new research from the CDC, one-third of HIV-infected gay and bi men have unprotected sex.

• Um, yeah, so this is not where babies come from.

• And boys, this is not what girls like. Nor is it how you get in a boy band, for that matter.

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Hot for Teacher's Mug Shot (Photo via Splash)

• Teacher who took "sex ed" into her own, er, hands violates parole by sharing dirty girl talk with a minor.

• Brazil is to install hip condom-dispensing machines in its schools. Chances of something as sensible as this ever happening in the States? About as likely as us casting a vote for Huckabee in 2008.

• More than half of British kids aged 12-17 have never been taught how to use a condom.

• Didn't your momma ever teach you that littering is wrong? And that includes hanging panties from a tree.

• When your boyfriend's in prison, the drugs don't work, they just make you worse.


3 Comments

Ariel said:

Can we have a "Who would you do?" Juno edition? Because I WOULD TOTALLY DO JASON BATEMAN and I'd love another opportunity to say it.

Em & Lo said:

Or how about a "Who Would You Do?" Arrested Development addition? At least he has some, er, stiff competition in that category. God we miss that show.

Ariel said:

Your idea is better, PLEASE DO IT!!!

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