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With the Spice Girls back together after almost a decade for their world reunion tour, it's time to play Who Would You Do: The Girl Power Edition...

Victoria Beckham, a.k.a. Posh Spice. Pros: She might bring her husband along and he has "a big one." It's "like a tractor exhaust pipe," Posh says. Cons: Do you really want to see the Skeletor naked? Also, she's a scene-stealer who insists on wearing the highest heels on stage. In other words, total orgasm-faker. And you know she wouldn't want to do any-thing in bed that might mess up her hair.

Geri Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice. Pros: She broke up the Spice Girls. She started off as "Sexy Spice" until she got rebranded for the sake of kids' TV. Also, she once claimed that Margaret Thatcher was the architect of Girl Power and the spiritual sixth member of the Spice Girls. Cons: She named her daughter Bluebell Madonna (and the Madonna part is after both Madonnas). She does yoga on the beach for the paparazzi. She dresses like a drag queen.

Emma Bunton, a.k.a. Baby Spice. Pros: She's "the cute one." She'd probably dress up as Lolita or a cheerleader in bed for you. Cons: How much do you wanna bet she baby-talks in the sack?

Mel C, a.k.a. Sporty Spice. Pros: We all know that "Sporty" is just a euphemism for "Expert Muff-Diving Spice." Also, she's the only one with any talent. Cons: She's got one of those stupid arm-band tattoos. She's got British teeth.

Mel B, a.k.a. Scary Spice. Pros: It probably wouldn't take much persuading to get her to bring one of her dominatrix outfits into the bedroom. She called Eddie Murphy "the Beverly Hills Cock." How come we never thought of that before?! Cons: She's one of those women who thinks leopard print = sexy. And that whole Eddie Murphy thing kind of skeeved us out.