So apparently ever since those four ladies pole-danced their way to fleeting fame on the MTA, people have been YouTubing their performance...and accidentally coming across this totally awesome video, which has become a secondary sensation of sorts: a skinny-flabby guy in glittery turquoise Y-fronts and silver nipple tassels grinding the subway pole and lap-humping strangers on their morning commute, while declaring that "hairy is the new black" and "if you see a suspicious package, call someone"? Yeah, already 2008 is looking to be a vast improvement on 2007.

Also, please note: he wasn't doing this for the money. He, er, got off empty-handed, exhorting his fellow riders to "keep your money in your pants." He's just spreading the love, folks. Like he says, he's someone who likes to dance.