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How can you not love pocket-sized Dr. Ruth, the original sexpert? We so want her to be our Grandma. Seriously, check out her advice to the college student who asks her, "Should I worry if a girl cries after sex?" Her answer comes one minute from the end of this clip, and she tells him, "Some girls do feel like crying after they have that orgasmic response, and you know what? It's perfectly alright. Next time you have sex with her, bring into bed a beautiful embroidered handkerchief--maybe from Switzerland!--and dry her tears with it." Forget the fact that the woman in question is probably crying because she's drunk and she didn't mean to lose her virginity in the basement of the frat house with some guy whose name she's already forgotten. And forget the fact that "orgasmic response" and "female college student" are rarely seen in the same sentence. Don't you kind of wish you lived in a world where frat boys brought to bed embroidered handkerchiefs--from Switzerland!--to dry your post-orgasmic tears? (Or, hell, even to mop up the wet spot.) Dr. Ruth does.