The articulate and yeah-that's-what-we-meant award goes to Blossoming Hedonist for her deconstruction of the oft-declared post-break-up sentiment, "Men Suck":

As someone who was recently dumped I would like to assure you that when I say "Men Suck!" I don't mean that as a condemnation of all men, what I mean is: "I can't believe that the person I gave my heart and various other intimate body parts to is treating me this way. I'm confused and hurt and I feel foolish for trusting this person. Please, god, I never want to go through this emotional pain again." But sometimes I don't have the energy to say all of that so I fall back on "Men Suck."

And best justification of sober drunk dialing goes to Conrad:

I don't drink, so I never drunk dial. I do get drunk though, if everyone around me is drunk I get socially drunk (I imagine it's like the same phenomenom of giving people nonalcoholic drinks and telling them it's alcoholic). So, I have socially drunken dialed.