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![]() Photo via Splash So here's a question: If you suspected that maybe your husband had slept with someone during his bachelor party, or if you thought that perhaps your boyfriend had had a holiday fling when you were first dating...how long would you wait for him to fess up before finally asking him about it point-blank? Could you live with those suspicions for years? (Perhaps not knowing for sure means that maybe he didn't do it, which is better than finding out that he did?) And here's a follow-up question: When you finally decided to confront your man, would you invite along Jerry Springer and his handy-dandy lie-detector? (Not to mention the cameras and a live studio audience, of course.) Yep, it's the latest in U.K. reality TV, Oh yeah, so there's the third question: How many pounds is your marriage worth to you?
We guess the question is moot in the case of Stuart and Amanda
Brandwood, who claim their marriage is stronger than ever despite
Stuart admitting during the course of the show that (a) his wife is not
the best lay of his life, (b) he paid for sex in Amsterdam during his
bachelor party, and (c) he cheated on her before they got married.
Yeah, whatever: we give them three months. So let's say that Jerry
Springer won't take your calls: What would you do if you thought that your partner was cheating on you?
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We hate to break it to you schmucks (and we mean schmuck in the most loving, Yiddish-for-penis way): Size matters. There, we said it. But in the immortal words of Einstein (and no doubt he was talking about skin flutes), it's all relative. What's a perfectly shaped cuke to one person is a disappointing pig-in-a-blanket to another and an overwhelming meat loaf to yet another.
From The Big Bang
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