If you thought turning down a couple for a threeway was hard (oh wait...that's just Em), there's a new boogeyman in town: the married guy who wants to set up a Cranium double date with you and your man.

As any couple who has relocated together will tell you, just because you've found your one-and-only, doesn't mean you've left the insecurities and melodrama of dating behind. Because nothing squashes the ego quite like waiting by the phone for that cool couple to return your dinner party invite. (Was it something I baked...?) And what about your vacation BFFs who suddenly seem too "busy" to get together when you're back in the real world?

Yeah, holiday flings aren't just for Spring Breakers, and getting dissed hurts double when it's your wit around the board game that's been rejected. If you're too young to find the humor in lines like, "It's been years since we did the boot and rally," then check out Riegel and Blatt's other hilarious video, "Put Your Finger in My Butt." With lyrics like "Girl it would be super if you got to know my pooper," it's fun for the whole family. And it turns out that, yes, it is possible to put the word "dingleberry" in a song.