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ROUNDUP 01.22.2008 BY EM & LO

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• Man molests mannequin, gets stuck.

• Remember that ridiculous Tom Ford crotch-space ad? This one's so much better.

• Those rubber testicles hanging from the trailer hitch of your pickup trick may soon constitute a hefty fine. Now, if only they would outlaw Calvin-peeing decals and "No Fat Chicks" bumper stickers, we'd be two happy women.

• Does this look like a woman who gives a shit about all those "Cellulite Shocker" headlines? Nope, and you know why? Because Kim Cattrall gets to go home with her hottie 28-year-old chef boyfriend and you don't.

• Man, how dumb would you feel right about now if you turned down George Clooney for your junior prom? But judging by this photo series, we're guessing that he experienced his fair share of "Uh, no, I'll be too busy ironing my notebooks ready for class, sorry." Remember, kids, the guy who's riding high in junior high is always a poor long-term bet.

• Republicans suck in the sack.

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