Our favorite new podcast is the Midwest Teen Sex Show, hosted by Midwestern mother of three Nikol Hasler, who has single-handedly made us feel bad for every Midwestern joke we've ever told. She's hilarious, blunt, and she knows her stuff.

A self-described "former expert practitioner of teen promiscuity," she comes from the hard-knocks school of sex education: she warns teens that the "pull 'n' pray" method of birth control doesn't work, and the reason she knows this is because it's how she conceived two of her three children (the first during a one-night stand when she was 18). And she loves bad wigs and poop jokes as much as we do! (She had us at "If the thought of pooping grosses you out, then you're not ready for anal sex.")

A few more reasons to love this show:

• When the girl tells her boyfriend, "Welcome to going steady, bitch!" during the anal sex video to emphasize the importance of reciprocation.

• On older boyfriends: "If you're in junior high and you're dating someone out of junior high, he's a pedophile."

• There's lots of prep in anal sex--it isn't like the porn your parents showed you."

• Madge the Vadge.

• "Masturbation is the anti-drug. Thanks masturbation!"

Just watch it. It's the stuff that right-wing nightmares are made of. And we promise never to make fun of the sexual proclivities of Midwesterners again.