When a government official announces that it's possible to reduce AIDS with certain vegetables, you could throw in the towel and decide your country's just not ready for sex ed for grownups...or you could make a hilarious ad promoting your genius new condom, as Pronto Condoms of South Africa just did. In other making-lemonade news this week...

• Do you have a humiliating habit of throwing yourself at men? Then make like Lilly McElory and turn it into an art project.

• Stuck on a double date with a cloying couple who claim, "We never fight"? Comfort yourself in the knowledge that they're either lying or suppressing their anger--in which case, you and your bickering BF are sure to outlive them.

• The one who got away was probably a douchebag, now that you think about it.

• The accent may be cute, but it turns out that British men aren't all that after all. You're better off just making your good ol' American boy dress up like Colin Firth in Pride & Prejudice every now and then.

• He's cheating on you when you're knocked up? It's because he, like, respects you so much.

• Never got voted homecoming king or queen? Well, students who got laid most in college got the worst grades.

• Fighting with your partner and running out of clever comebacks? Don't worry, he's not as smart as he thinks he is.