Sex toys have come a long way in the past decade, both in terms of aesthetics and also getting-the-job-done-ness. At least, sex toys for women have. But most sex toys for boys are still mired in the juvenile, whether it's porn star pussies or freaky Real Dolls or bruising penis pumps. So let's just hope that these fancy-shmancy masturbation tools for men from a company called Tenga make it out of Japan sometime soon: So give thanks that these fancy-shmancy masturbation tools for men from a company called Tenga are now available outside Japan (via LoveHoney.co.uk in England and EdenFantasys.com in the States, albeit with instructions in Japanese): they're high-tech--check out the blue-print above--and high-concept and they look absolutely nothing like a porn star's pussy (pardon our French). Though it remains unclear whether the products sold outside Japan are the original or a, er, slightly expanded range: According to Tenga's FAQ, "We are now planning to export our products to all over the world. At the first stage, we will export Tenga (same-size as Japan) to Asia, and then after we develop large size products, we will start to export Tenga to the rest of the world." [via boinkology]