We've been known in the past to accost complete strangers on the street and thrust a silicone object in their face while asking, "Sex toy or dog toy?" (Trust us, it's harder than it sounds to tell the difference.) But it looks like we're going to have to add a third category to the quiz next time we play this game: dog sex toy.

Now that we think about it--and now that we think about how many times our legs have been humped by drooling canines--it makes complete sense that someone would have designed a Real Doll for the horndog in your life. So, who's going to invent some doggie porn to go with this toy?