01.17.2008  BY EM & LO
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If you want to feel really, really good about being single, forget about dancing around your pocket book to "I Will Survive" and check out ShouldIDivorceHim.com instead. The site is made up of a cabal of bloggers--the self-described "hags"--who detail the various stages of divorce they're each going through, from thinking about it to reliving the bitter memories. "Where misery loves company" is the site's tagline, though "Men suck" would do just as nicely. We think the site should also come with some kind of advisory warning for newlyweds or those freshly in love, because this is the virtual equivalent of that nagging voice in the back of your head that says you're destined to become your parents (or your parents' divorced friends, if you happen to come from a rare functional family). That said, even loved-up newlyweds will probably get a kick out of their Hall of Shame, a gallery of photographic evidence of husbandly crimes. We're usually loathe to fall for that Mars and Venus bullcrap, but it does seem a particular male skill to precariously balance a fresh roll of TP on top of the empty one. Or to manage to squeeze just one more empty soda bottle into the overflowing recycling bin. And yes, it turns out that trash cans still require instructions for use. None of these are divorceable crimes, of course, but they probably go a long way toward explaining the decline of oral sex in the marital bed.



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