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![]() This is possibly the best IM exchange in history, so long as it's happening to someone else. Our favorite bit of dialogue: Nathan: whoops...It's like Office Space meets American Pie. And though we're cynical biatches when it comes to email forwards, we actually sorta believe this one happened. And let it be a lesson to you all: multiple IM windows are a recipe for red-faced disaster. Besides, is it too much to ask that if you're going to get all hot and heavy with someone over IM, you shut down your other chat sessions for a few minutes? We don't know about you, but if some guy was IM-ing us about his cock, we'd be kind of bummed to know he was simultaneously IM-ing his buddy about plans for the weekend or the big game. And that's one to grow on. [via ChrisDiClerico.com] |
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A gentleman never pushes a lady South by her shoulders, never uses her ears as a steering wheel, and never attempts to accelerate the pace of a blowjob by pushing on her head as if it were a toilet plunger. These gaucheries are not considered "hints."
--From Sex Etiquette for Ladies & Gentlemen
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