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Bummer! Polaroid is going to stop making their instant film. The line "Shake it like a Polaroid picture" will suddenly be rendered anachronistic, and the era of retro-chic, amateur, nudie pics will come to an end. (Sniffle.)

We've long recommended Polaroids for dabbling in naughty photo shoots with a trusted loved one. The soft focus blurs imperfections. Waiting for the results is a great tease, adding sexual tension of the shoot. There are no negatives or digital files to worry about getting in the wrong hands. And the pix just look cool, with their thick white border and simple, old-school quality. 

Polaroid instant cams are a great introductory sex toy for couples: pass it back and forth; leave a little to the imagination or aim below the neck if you're shy; ritualistically burn the ones you hate and hide the ones you love in a lock box to enjoy later, when you'll be able to finally appreciate the body that bums you out now; spontaneously pop a naughty image in your partner's brief- or suitcase before they leave for the day for a nice surprise.

So get a camera and stock up on the instant film while you can. Because once the Polaroid instant film goes bye-bye, a private photo shoot between two lovebirds will be that much more special--it won't be something just any dirty bird can do.


1 Comments

Colin said:

Say it ain't so!! I've hardly had enough of an opportunity to put together a substantial portfolio of polaroid self pornography. This just isn't fair. I started three decades behind. I demand that polaroid respect my enthusiasm for retro-chic homemade erotica!

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