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How can we resist a young college man who calls himself a feminist? Mike wrote an article in this week's Orion (the student-run paper of California State University, Chico) in favor of a Men's Center at his school. He argues that the gals get their own center, so the guys should too (complete with "five or six La-Z-Boy recliners, a lamp and an outrageously large flatscreen TV"). Sure, he seems to be participating in the male pity party we lamented earlier in the week, but at least he's doing it with a sense of humor--jokes that amazingly aren't made at the expense of women: "This atmosphere [of the Men's Center] will be more inviting for most men and allow them to sit and converse about the issues of the day such as, "Is teabagging your male friend funny or a little gay?" And it should be noted, the Men's Center will be a safe zone for all men - gay, straight or otherwise. And a gay man's perspective on the whole teabagging debate would be an invaluable one in such an important discussion." Plus, he makes some good points. For example, you can't argue with Title IX--what's fair is fair. And the idea that such a center would educate men better on issues of sexuality is fantastic!: "The Men's Center should educate about sexual health and pass out contraceptives much like the Women's Center. Morning after pills should be available. Little word to the wise, it's not a 24-hour time limit. It works up to 72 hours after intercourse--but the clock is ticking." Of course we would encourage such a center to hold other talks, such as "Why Jackhammer-Style Intercourse Is Not the End-All Be-All," "Beyond Trojans: How to Invest in Decent Condoms" and "How to Make Friends with Your Partner's Vibrator." Nice work, Mike! Too bad you're under investigation for allegedly hazing pledges during fraternity recruitment last year. Because if it turns out you're just another fratboy meathead who threw beer and "other disgusting things" at your classmates, our crush will officially be revoked. 2 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Wait! Apparently I need some ed. Whats wrong with Trojan? Is there a manufactuer that makes large sized condoms besides trojan ?
There's nothing wrong with Trojans, really (some argue that they tend to run on the think side, though they've improved immensely over the years). It's just that many people, especially college students (specifically guys), just go with what they know, what is readily available in the drug store, rather than taking the time to explore and experiment with different brands that might be a few cents more per pop, and that might ultimately make for better sex.