Ooh, ooh, I have one!

Disclaimer #1: this is a line my former roommate came up with. Sober.
Disclaimer #2: IT WORKED. They were together for 3 years.
Disclaimer #3: he says he has NO IDEA how he came up with this or why he said it.
Disclaimer #4: she says she has NO IDEA why she went for this or said yes.

The line is.... (drumroll please)

*points to her upper arm, at random*
"Can I bite you there?"

"Do you want to go halves on a baby?"

also used, though to less effect
"Would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investment?"
[this only works if they are not well versed in midwestern hip hop.]

Why not just ask..."When you gonna let me stick it in!" :D