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After a break-up, do everything you can to avoid rose-colored hindsight. This may include playing that montage of fond memories over and over in the theater of your mind with the Dolby surround-sound system playing Muse or Maroon 5 on repeat. No good can come of this; you'll simply end up feeling more inadequate, lonely, and depressed. Instead, focus on your ex's faults. There must be at least one (besides their ability to live without you), even if it's just a malformed pinkie toe or a tendency to douse every meal in ketchup.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
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i have never understood why women fake orgasms. don't they just cause more problems than they solve? you're either into it or your not, but soon as you start pretending to like something that you don't, aren't you just leading your partner into a tangled web?
Yes and Yes! The only time faking might be okay is on a one-night stand when you are sure you will never see the person again for as long as you both shall live. The anonymity of such a situation might allow you to experiment with uncharacteristic vocalizing and emoting (which ironically might get you closer to a real orgasm). But even then you could be doing a disservice to your fellow humans by pretending that all sex is orgasmic. It's not, and the sooner we, um, come to terms with that the better off we'll be. Stay tuned for more of our O-opinion in an upcoming episode of Impertinent Question, "Do men fake orgasms?"