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 aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...in bed. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) Work to become, not to acquire...in bed. gemini (May 21st-June 21st) Be careful not to give your heart too freely to someone...in bed. cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd) The cautious rarely err, and rarely have any fun...in bed. leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd) Beware the perils of peer pressure...in bed. virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd) Confucius say, Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance...in bed. libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd) Don't be fooled by someone who is not telling you the truth about his or her past. If you are observant, you are likely to see warning signs...in bed. scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd) An active body will lead to a satisfied mind...in bed. sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st) Be careful not to open up too quickly with those you know little about...in bed. capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th) An intellectual approach to life will win you many influential friends...in bed. aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th) There is a lot to be said for what is left unsaid...in bed. pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th) If you want something, ask for it...in bed. 2 CommentsLeave a comment |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
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Realize that you've changed the way I read all fortune cookies from now on.
Indeed, the "in bed" game is the best. For example, I recently got this fortune:
Pie is so last century.