02.20.2008  BY EM & LO
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  • And you thought the Macarena was bad: Ivory Coast dance craze leads to black-market, mystery-potion, ass injections.
  • School freaks out over student paper making vajayjays front page news. But if we can blame Oprah, is it really be that bad?
  • You know, it's like, rilly rilly hard to keep track of, like, who knocked you up, when you're, like, doing it with six anonymous winners of the sex auction you held on eBay. Gawd! 



2 Comments

Jamie said:

I think we /all/ wish Natalie and Scarlett were really a couple. Cause that would be totally amazing. Alas, it's also not terribly likely.

The implant rejection thing is old news. :) If you follow ModBlog you will get all sorts of crazy pictures and storiies of what people do to their bodies. me, I am holding out for a corset piercing, cause even if they are trendy now, they are also yummy and hot. :)

alice said:

Natalie and Scarlett?

This is madnesss! (C3PO Star Wars II? III? I?)
Why do people think this would be a hot couple? They are not a good match at all. They are both strong, quietly assertive, super-sexy, little girlish, pouty, serious, risk takers. There is nothing opposite in them, nothing they need from each other that would create the tension necessary for a really HOT match.
GET over this, people and come up with something REALLY good like Tyra and Brittney or Kate (Blanchett) and Julia Roberts
or, oooooo, Jen and Angie!!!
Some people are into those "look alike" pairings (or threeesomes) but to me that's like sex with yourself, which, although satisfying on one level, is too easy on another - unless someone really hot is watching, which, I guess is the point of all of this conjecturing.

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