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Welcome to Sex Toy Wednesday! First up today, a trip to Babeland yields demos of unintimidating, kinky toys that will definitely upstage your trusty ping-pong paddle. 2 CommentsLeave a comment |
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After a break-up, do everything you can to avoid rose-colored hindsight. This may include playing that montage of fond memories over and over in the theater of your mind with the Dolby surround-sound system playing Muse or Maroon 5 on repeat. No good can come of this; you'll simply end up feeling more inadequate, lonely, and depressed. Instead, focus on your ex's faults. There must be at least one (besides their ability to live without you), even if it's just a malformed pinkie toe or a tendency to douse every meal in ketchup.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
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Best spanker ever: The back of a wide-headed wooden hairbrush. Mmmm.
I'm with Jamie. Although everything in Babeland looks amazing, I'm a big fan of improv. I love wearing neck ties because you take it off, tie someone up with it, and badda-bing badda-boom, all of a sudden you're enjoying some hot bondage.