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Photo via IDS It's hardly a question that needs to be asked. A sense of style, great communication skills, very little baggage...Macs have everything you could ever want in a partner! PCs are always talking in code, quitting the relationship unexpectedly, sending mixed messages about their needs (go to "Start" when you want to quit...Whaaa?). Excuse us one sec while we make out with our MacBook Pros. Well, one of our favorite retail sex shoppes in Britain, LoveHoney.co.uk, has decided to get a little more scientific with the question. They've taken to analyzing their user data to see who looks at the most sex toys, who spends the most time looking at sex toys, and who spends the most money on sex toys--Mac or PC users. PC users look at more pages, but we'd guess (as does LoveHoney) that that's just because they don't know what they're looking for, the poor things. Mac users spend longer browsing the site, and we'd speculate that's because they want to make sure they're getting just the right accessories for their lovin'. And finally, unsurprisingly, Mac users spend more moolah on their sex toys; we're assuming it's because they know that their sex life--just like their piece of mind when it comes to personal computers--is worth a little investment. Now, excuse us, we've got some Apple commercials to download and whack off to.
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Not to be one of those elitist Mac assholes but in terms of sexiness, yes, Apple definitely wins.
...And wins at every other aspect of personal computing, too. Damn, now I really am one.
It's easy to splurge on computers and sex toys when you have shitloads of money. :) We don't all live in this world of wonder. Love you guys.
I don't know, there are some pretty 'sexy' PCs out there. You just have to spend a little extra to get a 'case tattoo' or spend a little extra for a name *i.e. Alienware.
Ha! Conrad, my brother has a GIANT Alienware desktop and has done his best to convince every one of his friends to get decked out in Alien gear. I always thought the all-black hardware with the little blue alien guy was a bit too sci-fi for me, but I guess it's sexy?