In other "hilarious" news: everyone knows that violence against women is hysterical, so wouldn't it be even more side-splitting if the abuse came from their own boobs? Just to sell some sports bras? So fucking funny we forgot to laugh. Clarification: This was never an approved ad campaign.
Not exactly Juno: a 1967 trailer for a teenage pregnancy (don't do it!) flick suggests that girls who "go all the way" 1) deserve to get gang raped, 2) automatically end up pregnant, and 3) make chewing fried chicken with their mouth open totally hot.
Many
gay people have the kind of sex that makes the earth move for their
partners, but this is ridiculous: Orthodox Israeli member of parliament blames earthquakes on homosexuality.
The Onion reports on the search for a new-and-improved orifice to ogle--crazy only because you just know there's already an online fetish community that caters to imaginary body-part obsessions.
Please tell me the "(don't do it!)" after "teenage pregnancy" was a Heathers reference.
While battered women don't make the best advertising, I totally get it. I actually *have* had my own [38JJ] boobs hit me in the face.
A friend of a friend's very large boobs actually popped out of her bra in high school gym class and literally knocked her over.
I hope the bras actually work and aren't just supportive for up to E-cup (or worse, DD!) breasts. ::sigh::
PS - Just checked it out and those aren't real ads. www.runningfree.com