Glamour.com brought our attention to the fanfuckingtastic song "Walk of Shame" by Shayna Ferm and the Upper Deckers. We know: Upper Deckers? Could they possibly be referring to that horrible practical joke, when you put a poopie in the top tank of the toilet?!? We didn't think it was possible until we checked out Shayna's cdbaby website and found other provocatively hilarious songs like "Blonde" ("I gotta secret I'm dying to tell / something about me that's under my belt / it's sunny down south in my private place / that's right: my curtain don't match my drapes"), "Thanks for Sticking It in Me" ("I don't even like Chinese Food but I didn't want to be rude / and my fortune cookie said 'Let him stick it in you!'"), and the musical PSA, "Lube" ("Everybody likes lube, especially the gays / the weather's been dry but it won't stay that way").

Check out the homemade video for "Walk of Shame"--we definitely would have styled it differently (more raccoon-eye mascara, higher heels, and some sequined outfits that are truly humiliating in the morning light), but Shayna's innocent face and earnest vocal style juxtaposed with the brutally honest lyrics have made it a YouTube fave of ours. Plus, the song is quite catchy and totally kicks out the jams at the end--we've even downloaded it in iTunes for future road trips (their first album just came out in February). We've included our educated guess at the lyrics after the jump, because they're just too good to miss: