We came across three interesting Big Apple events via Going.com:

1. Tonight there's a Swingers' Auction where "love goes to the highest bidder." But if the flyer is any indication (pictured above), we're hoping this is more ironic than real. Come on, the vaseline-focus, the deep-80's boa-clad bottled blonde, the life-sized champagne glass? But serious swingers tend to be an earnest bunch, so who knows.

2. The second annual Public Pillow Fight is happening on Saturday in Union Square at 3 p.m. Sure, it's not exactly sex-related, but adult pillow fights usually take place between couples in their underwear (or else in the shallow imaginations of slightly pervy readers who think the two of us sit around in little teddies breaking the monotony of sex writing with random pillow and tickle fights), so there's that association. Not in N.Y.? Try London, Paris, Shanghai, or Vancouver, which apparently are hosting fights as well.

3. And on Sunday evening, you can guarantee your spot in Hell by attending the Porn Rock Easter Ball: "Who cares about the resurrection of Jesus when there's a porn party to be had! DJs! Costumes! Latex! Vinyl! Lace! Fishnet! Pimp Suits! Leather! Fetish! Glam Wear! Spandex! Rock Attire!"