A friend of a friend turned us on (okay, maybe that's a poor choice of words) to this deep, deep, deep '80s music video by a singer we've never heard of before, Phoebe Legere, but who seems to be a celebrity, at least in her own mind, and who, according to her bio, was astoundingly nominated for a Pulitzer Prize in Music (astounding once you listen to her voice).

In the video description of "Trust Me," apparently penned by the artist herself, she says she still gets requests for it from people who say they had their first orgasm watching it. Funny, we may never orgasm again after watching it. We don't know what's more disturbing: the Tori-Amos-on-ecstasy piano-playing style, the angry pelvic thrusts, the neon-blue zebra-print spandex, the accordion, or the suggestive bikini dancing in front of minors.

Even weirder is her "wedding video" a few clicks away where she's married to a bull by Hunter S. Thompson (in the description for that, she says, "Afterwards Turbo [the bull] trotted off and I gave Hunter a blowjob. It was heaven."). Um, enjoy!