This week's installment of the comic Breakup Girl is perhaps the most clever, concise and cute take on the modern, independent, 30-something woman's reproductive dilemmas. A parody of the increasingly neocon Kiefer vehicle on Fox, BG's 34 follows special agent Jackie Bauer as she races against the ticking biological clock to save the world from a baby created by terrorists that is so damn cute, one look and the ovaries of every unattached woman 34 and over will literally explode. (Fun stuff for the boyfriends of 30-something women to enjoy too.) Will she save the world?!?