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How many of you out there are old enough to remember painstakingly making a mix tape--yes, an actual cassette tape--as a gift for your first love, as background music for healing a broken heart, as the inspirational soundtrack to play in your Walkman on a jog to keep you in shape for boffing? There was something so creative and zen-like and pride-inducing about the process. Not too many years ago (okay, maybe like ten years ago), Lo made a mix tape for sex. It was so good that the musician she christened the tape with couldn't concentrate on the lovin' at hand, he was so distracted by the cool tunes--either that, or he just wasn't that into her. When he popped open her cassette deck the next morning, he discovered she'd written "Music to Screw To" on one side. Busted. That's a lesson for all you iPod addicts out there: don't actually label your sex playlist as such--it's gauche. Now, there's a cool site called Muxtape that's beautiful in its simplicity... You can upload one playlist to the site and then send the link to whomever you'd like to enjoy right then and there. It's the perfect way to show a new crush you care: design your very own love (or lust) letter in music. You're supposed to have permission for Muxtape to use it when you upload your mp3s. Yeah right. So compose at your own risk. All our songs are mp4s, but if we could make our own super cheesy crush groove muxtape, it would probably look something like this: "Somebody" by Depeche Mode "Stuck on You" by Failure "I've Got You" by Split Enz "Love Is Stronger than Death" by The The "Just Like Heaven" by The Cure "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" by The Smiths "Breathe Me" by Sia "I Love How You Love Me" by The Babys "Dancing" by Elisa "Trees" by Marty Casey & the Lovehammers "The Story" by Brandi Carlile "We Belong" by Pat Benatar (natch!) 1 CommentsLeave a comment |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped
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Please, please let us know what was on Lo's "Music to Screw To"! Inquiring minds need to know. Not to mention that it sounds like a really great marketing tie-in for your next book--CD enclosed on inside front cover. Everyone's doing it these days.