This photo was forwarded to us via email (along with a number of other heavily hair-gelled classics, including a guy posing with his Porsche and numerous men in tank tops with Oompa Loompa-style fake tans) under the subject heading "Why I don't live in Jersey." But we'd like to title this one "The day the fish-pout finally jumped the shark."

Can we all please now agree that there is absolutely nothing sexy about the moue? Okay, so maybe when Angelina does it...but for mere mortals, the look is harder to pull off than dirty talk in daylight (Em has a hundred drunken photos of herself to prove this point). Miley Cyrus may think she looks come-hither when she does it -- as do a million teen girls in their MySpace profile pics, where the Blue Steel look is de rigeur -- but all we can think when we see this expression is, "Who farted?"